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The 2nd Annual FV3 Triathlon Event

Like the groundhog's shadow, the return of Bob Johns and Beau McCraney's body hair means the beginning of a new day... That's right, it's time to start training for the 2nd Annual FV3 Triathlon.

Many remember the emotional finish of last years winners. The story has been told and retold in Sunday School lessons across the Stake. How two brothers finished 1st together, hand in hand. Many of those who saw it will never forget the day.

This year will build on the first. The Triathlon is scheduled for Memorial Day (May 26, 2008).

Christmas Eve Surf - 2007

9/1/2007 Bolsa Chica

The Offseason

T-Shirts Available

Get them before they're gone. If you haven't gotten your FV3 Memorial Day Triathlon t-shirt there are still some available.

Email Brett Greathouse at greathorse2@yahoo.com to get one today.

Race Day Surprises

Much can (and will) be said about the First Annual FV3 Memorial Day Triathlon. The coming days will include commentary from a number of contestants and possibly some individual suggestions for next year.

We'll start with the top 10 Race-Day Surprises:

10. Melissa "Win it or I Will" Blake sitting out for fear of failing the doping test
9. The disqualification of "Best Time" Beau McCraney (banned swimwear)
8. "Too Much Time" Greathouse's lack of preparation and competitive zeal
7. The much-hyped Team Kendrick's slower time than individual racers
6. Bishop Johnson's walking home from the finish line (Achilles intact)
5. Curt Huffmire's civility in letting his wife beat his time
4. President Richardson's crushing win in the 60+ age bracket
3. Kaz "Call me Nacho" Augustus in stretchy pants
2. Bob John's "manscaping": chest, arm, leg, (and back?) shave
1. And the number one surprise, everyone wants to do it again

More to come...