Much can (and will) be said about the First Annual FV3 Memorial Day Triathlon. The coming days will include commentary from a number of contestants and possibly some individual suggestions for next year.
We'll start with the top 10 Race-Day Surprises:
10. Melissa "Win it or I Will" Blake sitting out for fear of failing the doping test
9. The disqualification of "Best Time" Beau McCraney (banned swimwear)
8. "Too Much Time" Greathouse's lack of preparation and competitive zeal
7. The much-hyped Team Kendrick's slower time than individual racers
6. Bishop Johnson's walking home from the finish line (Achilles intact)
5. Curt Huffmire's civility in letting his wife beat his time
4. President Richardson's crushing win in the 60+ age bracket
3. Kaz "Call me Nacho" Augustus in stretchy pants
2. Bob John's "manscaping": chest, arm, leg, (and back?) shave
1. And the number one surprise, everyone wants to do it again
More to come...
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