By the Numbers

We wish to emphasize that the First Annual FV3 Triathlon is participative rather than competitive. There will be place for trash talking (especially concerning Bob John's chicken knees or the Bishop's short leg) or a competitive spirit.

But we thought it might be interesting to run the numbers on the event as if it were competitive. Below are the findings:

Most Likely "Top Five" Finishers:

#5 Team Bell
#4 Team Kendrick
#3 Bob Johns
#2 Beau McCraney
#1 Kristi Monson

Most Likely Injuries:

#5 Torn Achilles (Bishop Johnson)
#4 Visit Bottom of River (Randy Kendrick)
#3 Herniated Disc (Beau McCraney)
#2 Separated Shoulder (Timmy T)
#1 Bruised Ego (Kaz Augustus)