Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Family Support

We are now 3 days into the Fountain Valley 3rd Ward Memorial Day Triathlon training and already strains appear. (This post is in no way meant to cast a light on any single person or family - especially not on Emily Greathouse.) Here are 3 suggestions on how to win back the support of your significant other:
  1. After your morning workout, prepare a cup of hot chocolate. Before serving drop 15-20 semi-sweet chocolate chips in and stir. Top with whipped cream and serve. Tell her there's a cup for her every morning you work out. [add emphasis]
  2. After your mid-day workout, give her a child-sized bowl filled with 20-25 semi-sweet chocolate chips. Tell her there's a child-sized bowl of chocolate chips for her every day you work out. [add emphasis]
  3. After your nightly workout, give her large cereal bowl full of semi-sweet chocolate chips and put in an old movie ("Father Goose" is a good choice) and put the kids to sleep. Tell her there's a cereal bowl filled with chocolate chips, sleeping kids and an old movie for her to watch every night you work out. [add emphasis]
While it is not guaranteed to work for all wives we can say it definitely works for one. Good luck and train on.

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