Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Counterfeit Heat Change Requests

Correction to Original Post:
The FV3 Fraud Reporting Unit offers the following statement:
We offer Brett Stewart and his family a sincere apology for the original post. Far from thinking that no self-respecting man would make such a request, we believe that only the most self-respecting man would do so. And we salute Brett for his self-respect.

Original Post:
The FV3 Fraud Reporting Unit offers the following statement:
As T-Day nears, competition's ugly side is coming to light. Recently discovered evidence shows that someone hacked into Brett Stewart's personal email and sent a request for an earlier swim heat.

Luckily we noticed the request was to place him in the Heat #3, or "The Ladies Heat". Knowing that no self-respecting man would make such a request, the fraud was discovered and promptly ignored.

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